Saturday, March 26, 2005

Vogon poetry

See, see the anxious sky
Marvel at its big puce depths.
Tell me, Biker do you
Wonder why the horse fly ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel drowsy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your vlegoromious facial growth
That looks like
A cream cheese.
What's more, it knows
Your pulcritude potting shed
Smells of paramecium.
Everything under the big anxious sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm feets.

6 comments:

slowlane said...

um...

serapio said...

Here you can make your own

caedmonstia said...

My feets are truly charmed.

But where can I make my own? I anxiously await the link.

slowlane said...

I used the link in the title, but didn't see where I could make my own. I must admit, though, that after looking at the site my comment "um..." still stands.

serapio said...

oh. it stripped out the link from my last comment.

This the link:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml

Or you can google "vogon poetry generator"

kirinqueen said...

See, see the tidy sky
Marvel at its big orange depths.
Tell me, Lucien do you
Wonder why the gorilla ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel warm.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your murp facial growth
That looks like
A mustard.
What's more, it knows
Your snit potting shed
Smells of aphid.
Everything under the big tidy sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm noses.