Friday, March 25, 2005


Some select wisdom of children:

I wanted to grow up and become a marine biologist, which seemed to me the perfect combination of studying nature and shooting people.

I thought cologne would make me smell better when I drank it. After having my stomach pumped I was told otherwise.

I used to believe that I could be anything I wanted when I grew up. That's why I wanted to be an airport. My best friend wanted to be a firetruck.


caedmonstia said...

My godson wants to be princess.

Anonymous said...

I have to admit, I was one of those children who wanted to be a fire engine. I was really upset when the eventually told me that, alas, my dream would not be fulfilled.

-- Ted